The Weather is always entertaining

"Can I go home at 5?" Z
"The storm isn't going to strike until 8, but you can go home at 5" J
"What? The weather told me 3" S
"Who do you listen to? I listen to (some meteorologist on the news)"J
"I listen to weather.com" S
"I Listen to S" Z
"S is not a licensed meteorologist"J