I want to play in the fountain.

This morning was the weirdest morning I've had in a long time. I woke up 14 minutes late (and when you only give yourself 45 minutes to get dressed, makeuped, breakfast, pack lunch, etc, thats a very precious 14 minutes.) So I go to the bathroom, come out, and start debating whether I have time to iron my pants, at which point Kim tells me there are two guys sleeping on the couches in their boxers (one of which is French Canadian and has been there for a few days). The Canadian guy promptly starts talking in his sleep (in English) about getting with Miss Oklahoma, after watching Miss America yesterday. He wakes up, and proceeds to continue being vulgar, talking about choices between being gay with a big black man or having a ball of hair stuck in your throat. The other guy at least had enough courtesy to put his pants on, while our roommate slept in (they'd all been out drinking the night before).

From there, it was off to sexual harassment training for an hour. Nothing terribly eventful really happened after that.

Then off to a picnic in the park with music for lunch. Other than that today wasn't that eventful. Is it bad form to ask the CIO of the company if he thinks there are more people or chairs in the world?