Coding.

"Uh oh. Lauren's comparing code"
"Anytime I see that program open I know something bad happened..."
"Grrr arg the files are identical"

Things I like about the hotel I stay in:
1) Free snacks between 5:30 and 6:30
2) Free drink coupons one for every night you stay
3) Management is super friendly
4) Free cookies at night omg
5) Shuttle rides within 2 miles of the hotel