Why my job cracks me up

"Shouldn't you be dropping mad value in another city?" ~ Senior Manager to me about being in the office
"Did you just say "dropping mad value"?" ~ Senior Exec, running out of his office
"Yeah" ~ M
"You were born in the 70's, you can't say dropping mad value." - E
"Well what should a 30-something say?" - M
"When you have more baby strollers than you have smartphones, you can't say "dropping mad value." - E