Dear Professors

Dear Professors,
Guess what? Your class is not the only class I am taking. I know you're disappointed when you give us homework on Tuesday before break that is due the Tuesday after break and no one shows up to your office hours, but we all have other stuff we have to get done. At least half your class is taking senior design, so we all had revisions due this Thursday. We're not happy you gave us work to do over Spring Break either. Seriously, we just want a week to not have to worry about deadlines and meetings and responsibilities, and even then not all of us are going out drinking the entire time.
Please, multiply the work you give us by 4 or 5 and thats what most of us go through, so try to be a bit understanding when we don't work on your homework instantly.

Thanks.